Jolene.

There is a girl at work who's in an awful, fucking mess.

She's been dating a complete jackoff for the past four years of her life... That really is all she has.

She decided recently that she didn't want to persue a higher education. So she dropped out of college, enrolled in a night class for office admin. and is now working night shifts at Wal Mart to support her boyfriend, while he goes to school two days a week - She's going to be his secretary when he opens his own medical office.
Mind that the boyfriend doesn't do anything else. He just goes to school, two days a week.

In the beginning I was a little put off by her impeccable tales of her dazzling relationship with Mike. He was a glorious man, with stunning eyes, a great personality and a promising future. He was, "a catch."

Then she recounted how he didn't call her for the first two weeks of their relationship, when he was home from school. She thought he was still at school. Quality fellow.
Then there were the bits about his ex girlfriend that made her feel sick, and made me roll my eyes.

Eventually the list ended with, "We don't have a sex life. He doesn't want to fuck me."

Strange I thought. Young Adults in their twenties, not fucking? They lived together, they were in love. Nimble, able bodies, but no fuck. Weird.

Mike never wanted to do anything about it, but she desperately did. It was obvious by his graying hair, that at the ripe age of twenty-five he had a serious testosterone problem. But he never went to the doctor.

They fought constantly.

Eventually, over Christmas Mike had a fling with his ex girlfriend, prompting my co-worker to leave him for four solid days of reflection.
She's decided that it is in fact the ex's fault and wrote her a long letter outlining how this unknown woman ruined her life because everything that Mike did, was her dream as well.
She's also decided to continue living with him. In separate rooms. Until they figure it out.

Good luck with that one champ.

My co-worker has nothing.

No education.
No career.
No friends.
And no love.