Retard.

I've had it up to my eyelids with Derek.

He's fucking annoying and full of bullshit. So much infact, I find it particularly difficult to stay around him 'cause his stink is severely offensive (And I mean literally. The boy is Italiain. Lifting his finger makes hims sweat).
He decided to go on a cleansing diet that my sister has been talking about for weeks. One would use such a diet to empty their system of garbage, to opt for a healthier lifestyle and perhaps, own a body which will function better in the future. This, "diet" is not supposed to be used as a way to loose weight.
Derek has decided to change a few aspects of the procedure because he's a muscle-bound fuckhead and doesn't want to loose his great strength by not getting any protein. So in the process of fucking up the whole point of this stupid diet, he's decided that drinking all of the portions of water/lemon juice/pure maple syrup and pepper at once, is a better option because he doesn't like the taste - better to get all over with in one foul swoop. What he fails to realise is that doing so makes the diet useless and now, he's not going to get anything out of it, other than hunger pains.

Idiot.

Anyway, after casually mentioning that he needed to drink his water throughout the day, 'cause he'd sweat it all out at work, he told me I didn't know what I was talking about and it didn't make a difference and he'd do it anyway he wanted.
Derek is a baby. He bitches about everything and throws temper tantrums when you either tell him he's wrong, or if he doesn't get what he wants.

I cannot stand it.

So the fucking idiot sulked all night and decided that stealing a battery for a weed wacker would soothe his dented ego.
Rory caught him in the process.
Derek will probably be out of a job very soon.
Derek will probably be charged.

Derek is a retard.

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I took my dad jet boating on Father's Day.

I finally know what it feels like to be a mermaid.

Try to avoid class five rapids.