The Wife.

All I wanted was some fucking Taco Bell.I hadn't noticed how tempting liquid ground beef can be until I hadn't had it for years. It really is quite amazing that something so utterly disgusting could taste so yummy. Mmm mmm.

You reminded me of the great ol' Bell quite a while ago. We even went and had a pleasant day out in Welland, mauwing down numerous tacos and Dr. Pepper - It was heavenly.
But that all came to an end when Ann decided that men who are married shouldn't be parading around with text book single girls. Or rather, girls that have red hair, who know what 1337 means and who are notoriously funny.That is the gay Josh. It can't be helped if you want to shag me.

Now you have been banned from venturing anywhere with me, from helping to fix my computer, and even to hang out with me in a group of friends.

I'm not sorry that I find your wife offensive. I've been hurt by her ridiculous insecurities and I'm tired of feeling like a whore.
I'm also not sorry that you're offended by my more then rational feelings in regards to her behaviour. You can't justify her actions. She's a complete succubus.

I went and talked to Derek about the whole crapload of insults. He said that Ann probably didn't mean to be silly and that I should be the better person, put a smile on and let the show go on, but I don't wanna. I want to be angry and uncaring and insulted by her implications of my lifestyle and characteristics.

So now, there's no Taco Bell without Ann. Infact, there's no anything without Ann 'cause she's too insecure to let her husband go out with his friends.

I'm sick and tired of loosing my friends due to asinine fears of other people. It sucks that I lost you before you even became my friend.