Wood D'yu Lh-ike to Plae Sum Hock-key?

I've met a d00d from Ottawa and his French Canadian accent makes me weak in the knees. I don't think French Canadian accents are supposed to do that to a girl, but here I am, with wobbly knees.

But hey, he lives in Ottawa. So not so good right?

I think I prefer to meet people online, only because it seems that all the interesting ones are here.
Stephane says that all the interesting people he's met are either on meds or should be on meds, but I don't think that's it either. I just think all the people who are interesting are overly introverted and stay here because its easier. Or that's at least what I want to think.

Jesse yelled at me when I told him that the reason why I was gazing dreamily into the distance was because of some dude on the internet. He thinks I'm just going to get hurt and yeah, he's probably right. I'd probably yell at me too.
But I'm happy and he's not like the 19 year old and so I'll just be content with admiring him from a distance because that's all I can do right now.

Eventually I'll start to wonder what it would be like to live in Ottawa.

Fucking French Canadians.