Brown Sugar.

I'm making three brown sugar pound cakes currently.
For those of you who aren't sure what a pound cake is, it's a cake which contains a pound of each ingredient. Yes, they are expensive.
For those of you who are wondering why I am currently spending a shit load of money on three pound cakes, it's because the partners in my group for my sugar presentation are babies and won't go the extra mile to do their fair share of work and therefore, diddums is stuck with the excess weight (pun intended).

My house smells lovely though.